PARTLY FACETIOUS: Politician is someone who can lie well

"So who is telling the truth?"
"Truth my friend is a relative concept, as the philosopher..."
"Oye, don't get philosophical with me. All I want to know is who is telling fibs and who isn't?"
"I would advise you to remember the proverb: truth lies in the eyes of the beholder..."
"That's beauty."
"OK, beauty and truth lie in the eyes of the beholder."
"Why am I not getting a straight answer from you? Are you training to be a politician?"
"Machiavelli defined a politician as someone who can lie well..."
"I know which is why the word Machiavellian means lies and tricks."
"Stop being facetious!"
"I am just trying to bring home to you the definition of a good politician."
"Stop, I want to know who is telling the truth - the Governor of Sindh, the PSP, Sattar, the MQM London, who?"
"They are all telling the truth, the only fib maybe in the extent of their personal involvement...and you are talking of second tier leaders at best, learn from the best...take the First Family - its five members have issued statements that are in conflict with each other and you have hundreds of their drone bees defending them......"
"But as educated, intelligent, people who do we believe?"
"If you read Machiavelli then not the politicians in the family..."
"The First and Second Son, non-politicians, also made some statements..."
"That conflicting statements were courtesy bad advice - maybe an accountant or lawyer..."
"If this is an underhanded way to do your usual Dar-bashing let me tell you that he was an auditor and..."
"I don't think the First and Second Sons are hiring local help."
"Oh and then the PML-N attack guards or drone bees..."
"Let those bees with a specific term of reference do their job is all I can say to you."
"Oh dear, wonder where we are headed."
"Bilawal has headed for Dubai again for a change..."
"He says he will protest on his mum's death anniversary if the Prime Minister doesn't sign off on the terms of reference on the Panama papers investigation..."
"Smart lad, that's in December - all D-Days would have passed by then."
"I give up."